This isn't just a fashion statement—it’s a lifestyle confession. Featuring the snarky “Clothes Suck” design and a flattering raw-hem crop, this hoodie is made for the kink-friendly, body-loving, clothing-optional crowd. Whether you’re packing for a swinger resort, lounging at a nudist retreat, or just throwing on something between the hot tub and the playroom, this hoodie delivers style, comfort, and just the right amount of sass.
Designed for free spirits, ethically non-monogamous femmes, and anyone who considers clothes a necessary evil. Pair it with nothing—or whatever you’re willing to tolerate.
Details:
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
Who says you have to like your clothes just because you’re wearing them?
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
22 |
18 ⅝ |
| M |
23 ½ |
19 ⅜ |
| L |
25 ½ |
21 ⅜ |
| XL |
27 ½ |
22 ⅛ |
| 2XL |
29 ½ |
22 ⅞ |
