🛑 Runs small—order one size up for the perfect fit.
Why suffer in silence when you can loudly protest fabric—in a hoodie? This ultra-soft, streetwear-ready piece features the cheeky “Clothes Suck” graphic with crossed hangers, perfect for those who only wear clothes under duress. Whether you’re chilling at a nudist resort, strolling through a swinger-friendly scene, or just grabbing groceries while hating every thread on your body, this hoodie wraps you in comfort while announcing your stance on sleeves.
It’s cozy, comfortable, and just rebellious enough to get knowing smirks from those who get it.
Details:
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
When the world says “get dressed,” this hoodie says, “but I’m doing it in protest.”
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
