Clothes Suck Large Organic Tote Bag - For When You Can't Be Naked

Finally, a tote that speaks your truth. With its bold “Clothes Suck” graphic and crossed hanger design, this oversized bag is for all you nudists, resort-goers, swingers, kinksters, and anti-pants rebels just trying to survive a clothed society.

Spacious enough for towels, toys, and travel essentials—aka everything you need to get to the naked part of the day. Let them know you’re only covered because you have to be.

Details:
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom

Because when you have to wear clothes, they should know you hate it.

Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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