Clothes Suck Organic Tote Bag - For the Naked at Heart

This tote isn’t just a bag—it’s a mood. Featuring the cheeky "Clothes Suck" design with crossed hangers, it’s made for nudists, lifestyle lovers, resort hoppers, and everyone who only wears clothes because society insists.

Perfect for stashing sunscreen, toys, snacks—or your clothes, if you must. Whether you're headed to a clothing-optional resort, a swinger event, or a kinky camping weekend, this eco-friendly tote is your ideal companion.

Details:
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment

Because when you have to wear clothes, they should know you hate it.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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