When you’d rather be wearing nothing at all, this hat says it for you. Boldly embroidered with “clothes suck.”, this six-panel trucker cap is a cheeky nod to nudists, exhibitionists, hedonists, and everyone who knows the best part of clothing is eventually taking it off. Whether you're beach-bound, post-play, or just want to drop a playful hint at a vanilla barbecue, this cap keeps your cool while suggesting you're way hotter underneath.
Made for comfort with a breathable mesh back and classic structured fit, it's a casual way to share a not-so-subtle truth—especially for those who love the idea of being undressed more than dressed.
Details:
• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area
• Structured, six-panel cap
• 3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)
• Hard buckram front panels
• Mesh back
• Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor
• Plastic adjustable closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
Great for scenes, swinger resorts, naked retreats—or just pissing off the HOA.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
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A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
D (inches) |
| One size |
21 ⅝-⅝ |
3 ⅞ |
2 ½ |
6 ¾ |
