For those who only put on clothes when absolutely necessary, this tank is your sassy middle finger to fabric. Featuring the playful “Clothes Suck” graphic with crossed hangers, this soft, form-fitting racerback is perfect for nudists, swingers, resort regulars, and anyone who prefers their wardrobe optional. It’s flirty, lightweight, and just rebellious enough to wear from the dungeon to the beach without skipping a beat.
Whether you’re lounging poolside, heading to a lifestyle event, or throwing on a cover-up over almost nothing, this tank delivers comfort, attitude, and a clear message: clothes suck.
Details:
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
Sleeves? Optional. Opinions on clothing? Strong. Let your tank do the talking.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| XS |
26 ⅛ |
15 ¼ |
| S |
26 ¾ |
16 ¼ |
| M |
27 ⅜ |
17 ¼ |
| L |
28 |
18 ¼ |
| XL |
28 ⅝ |
19 ¼ |
