If you only wear clothes because you have to, this tee was made for you. Featuring the bold and playful “Clothes Suck” design—complete with crossed hangers as a wink to your anti-fabric stance—this relaxed-fit women’s shirt is the perfect mix of comfort, sass, and not-so-subtle rebellion. Whether you're packing for a nude resort, lounging at a kink retreat, or just protesting pants in your day-to-day, this shirt makes your preferences perfectly clear.
Ideal for swingers, nudists, kinky babes, and anyone who prefers to be undressed—physically and socially. It's body-positive, unapologetic, and totally wearable in polite society (even if you don’t want to be).
Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
When society says “put on a shirt,” this one lets you roll your eyes in style.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) |
SHIRT LENGTH (inches) |
US SIZES |
EU SIZE |
UK SIZE |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
18 ½ |
25 ¼ |
6-8 |
36-38 |
10-12 |
7 ¾ |
| M |
20 |
26 |
10-12 |
40-42 |
14-16 |
8 ¼ |
| L |
22 |
26 ¾ |
14-16 |
44-46 |
18-20 |
8 ¾ |
| XL |
24 |
27 ½ |
18-20 |
48-50 |
22-24 |
9 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
28 ¼ |
22-24 |
52-54 |
26-28 |
10 ¼ |
