Two Seater Hoodie – Spicy Streetwear for Service-Oriented Kings

🛑 Runs small—size up for that perfect feel.

Looking to make your intentions cozy and clear? This hoodie says it all—literally. The bold “TWO SEATER” print with up and down arrows turns heads and drops jaws, no explanation needed. Whether you’re at a dungeon night, lifestyle getaway, or just walking your freak flag through Target, this hoodie invites those in the know to imagine exactly where the seats are.

Made for kink-friendly comfort with a soft cotton face and warm, fitted construction, this hoodie is cheeky, confident, and built for double duty—just like you.

Details:
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

One hoodie. Two seats. Endless possibilities.

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide