Subtle? Not a chance. This premium hoodie puts it all on the table with the bold “TWO SEATER” graphic—complete with top and bottom arrows and a cheeky upside-down pineapple for that unmistakable swinger signal. Whether you're headed to a lifestyle party, lounging post-play, or just stirring curiosity at brunch, this hoodie makes your availability (and versatility) clear.
Made with a soft cotton face, cozy interior, and fitted hood, it’s the ultimate comfort layer for the ethically non-monogamous and playfully provocative.
Details:
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Because nothing says “welcome aboard” like a pineapple and two directions to sit. 🔄🍍
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
